ah, os jornalistas….

Tem muito paraquedista escrevendo sobre informática sem nem saber o que é um nibble. looool

lol

P.S. Ignorem a barra de tarefas. hahahahahaha. lol lol lol

Alô alô skynet

tá quase né fia? hahahahahahahahahahah

Não entendeu? Clica aqui!

Eu quero trabalhar pra Canonical

Pô já que virou moda e todo mundo quer ir pro google eu resolvi abraçar o Ubuntu. Já uso o sistema como principal nos meus filhotes há um tempão. E tô gostando.

Alô alô canonical! Olha eu aqui. hahahahaha
P.s. mas mesmo assim se surgir vaga no google a gente pensa. hahahahahahahaha

Billy gates

Cantem junto:

Workin’ on a laptop, close to the end
of a job I’ve been doing since half past ten
I don’t believe that it’s frozen again,
the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;
I don’t believe that it’s frozen again,
the system has gone down-O.

So I took it down to the help desk guy,
and I said “make it better or I’m gonna cry.”
He said, “I’m sorry, your computer has died,
and the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o.”
He said, “I’m sorry your computer has died,
the data can no longer be found-O.”

To the roof with the laptop I did go
over to the edge and I gave it a throw,
and when it arrived seven stories below
it really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o,
and when it arrived seven stories below,
it really made a mighty fine sound-O.

Well, that didn’t do enough to ease my pain
so I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
Sayin’ “This is all Billy Gates’s fault,
and I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-o, down-o, down-o.”
Sayin’ “This is all Billy Gates’s fault,
and I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-O.”

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o’ foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o,
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o’ foam and the cinnamon brown-O.

When the Gates found out about my plan
he packed up his bag, turned tail and ran
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o.
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-O.

Well the Gates been a-runnin’ ever since that day,
he thinks he can hide but he can’t get away.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town.

Someone…

Weird Science

Cara, me senti um nerd velho agora

hahahahhahahah

Bye HP hello DELL

poisé. depois de tanto namoro em cima do HP veio a dell e me deu um descontão e uma garantia que eu não ia ter de jeito nenhum com o importabando. E além do mais ganhei uma bateria reserva. lol

Agora a agonia é esperar chegar….

Sobre roubos de laptops e hds da petrobrás et al

Na semana que a petrobrás virou *chacota* nacional tendo admitido a perda de alguns dados importantes sobre a exploração intrínseca à sua atividade, me voltei a pensar sobre coisas que deveriam ser praxe na área de segurança de dados de qualquer empresa que séria e temente ao sinistro.

E o google sempre predizendo o que vc procura na net…

Hahahahahahahha. Preste atenção nos links patrocinados… hahahahha

How to download anything*

If you’re going to illegally download stuff, please do it right so that you don’t get caught. Don’t use services like Kazaa or Limewire to get your goods. They’re filled with junk and can get you found out and sued by the copyright owners.If you are going to download music, games, software, movies, anything, use these simple steps.

1. Get Peerguardian 2. Peerguardian blocks known government and anti-p2p groups. This keeps them from connecting to you via the tracker and knowing you are downloading. That means it will be a lot harder for them to nail you for downloading..
2. Get a torrent program. I suggest either utorrent utorrent or Azureus. I usually don’t search for the actual files I need using these programs, just use them to download.
3. Search for your torrent. I use The Pirate Bay and Mininova. Both still allow US visitors, and I can usually find what I need. There are also private trackers, but don’t worry about those for now. Once you get the hang of downloading, you can get join a private tracker
4. Make sure that Peerguardian is running while your torrent program is downloading. Otherwise you could get caught
5. Optional: Have your torrent program encrypt the data. This means that your ISP won’t detect that you are using the bittorrent protocol, which means it makes it harder for them to throttle your bandwidth just for bittorrent. You can find some good guides on TorrentFreak on how to encrypt

Be happy. You got your files and didn’t get caught. If you want optimization tips and tons more, check out TorrentFreak. And still scan everything for viruses before you use it.

*from:  http://www.dewknight.com/2007/12/13/how-to-download-anything/