ah, os jornalistas….

Tem muito paraquedista escrevendo sobre informática sem nem saber o que é um nibble. looool

lol

P.S. Ignorem a barra de tarefas. hahahahahaha. lol lol lol

Alô alô skynet

tá quase né fia? hahahahahahahahahahah

Não entendeu? Clica aqui!

ipod? quero não….

mas quero um desses samsung com muita força

mtt y2k

Conta aqui pro tio. Nego bate com um troço desses. o que é que sobra?

pmap

O ctr tava atras de um jeito de ver o quanto de memoria certos processos estavam ocupando numa máquina.

Pmap é a solução.

huahuahuahuhauhauhuahuauauahuauhua

[ok. não é pra ter sentido.]

You and me….

bowa. hahahahahhaha

Eu quero trabalhar pra Canonical

Pô já que virou moda e todo mundo quer ir pro google eu resolvi abraçar o Ubuntu. Já uso o sistema como principal nos meus filhotes há um tempão. E tô gostando.

Alô alô canonical! Olha eu aqui. hahahahaha
P.s. mas mesmo assim se surgir vaga no google a gente pensa. hahahahahahahaha

Billy gates

Cantem junto:

Workin’ on a laptop, close to the end
of a job I’ve been doing since half past ten
I don’t believe that it’s frozen again,
the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;
I don’t believe that it’s frozen again,
the system has gone down-O.

So I took it down to the help desk guy,
and I said “make it better or I’m gonna cry.”
He said, “I’m sorry, your computer has died,
and the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o.”
He said, “I’m sorry your computer has died,
the data can no longer be found-O.”

To the roof with the laptop I did go
over to the edge and I gave it a throw,
and when it arrived seven stories below
it really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o,
and when it arrived seven stories below,
it really made a mighty fine sound-O.

Well, that didn’t do enough to ease my pain
so I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
Sayin’ “This is all Billy Gates’s fault,
and I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-o, down-o, down-o.”
Sayin’ “This is all Billy Gates’s fault,
and I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-O.”

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o’ foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o,
Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
full o’ foam and the cinnamon brown-O.

When the Gates found out about my plan
he packed up his bag, turned tail and ran
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o.
Megalo-man took it out on the lam
and hid way underground-O.

Well the Gates been a-runnin’ ever since that day,
he thinks he can hide but he can’t get away.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o.
When I finally find his little skinny behind
Gonna kick it all over this town.

Someone…

^^

ok. parei.